This one even hurt my head

Kiddies, this is where tattoos may get you into trouble. Today, I read about a criminal who was caught because his name was tattooed on his face. Sterling F. Wolfname was wanted for fatally beating a man at a party, however, the man who was beaten died shortly after his arrival to the hospital. The funny thing is that when he was caught, officers were on another case and they just happened to walk past Wolfname who had his name tattooed on his face. One of the officers noticed the name was similar to a warrant that had come across his desk and he was arrested soon after. What makes matters worse is that all of this could have been avoided if he did not decide to get his name tattooed on his face. What a dummy!!!